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PCP can be subject of selling.

I prefer a cattery, cat breeders or a real pet lover.

Info: pcpsell@yahoo.com

 

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

 

The difference between cats and dogs --

Dog: "This creature is feeding me. It must be a God!"

Cat: "This creature is feeding me. I must be a God!"


Q: Why don't lawyers like to sunbathe at the beach ?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. - Pablo Picasso

 

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

 

The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... - T.S. Eliot

 

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

 

 

 

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